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The Superficial Presents Celebs I'm Thankful For
The Superficial will be off until Monday, so in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here's a small caption gallery of the celebs I'm most thankful for this year. In the meantime, you can follow my holiday antics on both Facebook... ...read full story  ...
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Nicole Bahls in a bikini and other news
Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I'm taking off until Monday, I figured I'd just point you in the direction of my link partners who I'm extremely thankful for. So... ...read full story  ...
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Peter Facinelli is a good sport
Since it's the day before Thanksgiving we've reached the point where I'm basically posting whatever the hell I want and you'll like it. So here's a sketch form last night's Attack of the Show starring Twilight's Peter Facinelli who... ...read full story
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Katie Couric is f-cking sexy
Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I... ...read full story
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Katie Holmes is lucky to be alive
Clearly on a suicide mission to free herself of tiny shackles forever, Katie Holmes went to see New Moon over the weekend and basically threw herself to the lions. FOX 411 reports: "Katie talked through all of 'New Moon.'... ...read full story
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Megan Fox not invited to Transformers reunion
Tensions are apparently still high from the open letter calling Megan Fox a "thankless, unfriendly bitch" because she was noticeably absent from Michael Bay's reunion party for the cast and crew of Transformers, according to Page Six. At this... ...read full story  ...
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Chace Crawford used to bang Shauna Sand
The headline pretty much covers it. Star reports: Four years before Gossip Girl brought him instant stardom, the 18-year-old hunky college freshman had a steamy, sex-filled romance with model/actress Shauna, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and May 1996 ...read full story  ...
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Taylor Lautner in Rolling Stone and other news
- Rihanna does Good Morning America while Adam Lambert learns a lesson about ABC not being MTV. [Lainey Gossip] - Lady GaGa gets breasty at Best Buy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are... ...read full story
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Zoe Saldana in a bikini thinks you're a pansy
Actress Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) poses for DETAILS.com and talks about her penchant for starring in action flicks like the upcoming Avatar: "I'm such a physical person, action-film work came natural," Saldana says. "Even at 5 years old, I... ...read full story  ...
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Brad & Angelina don't agree on politics. OH SHIT!
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently have heated discussions over Obama, according to Us Magazine: "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," a ...read full story  ...
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Jon Gosselin sold his kids to pedophiles. Or something.
Michael Lohan's tape recorder is back. Instead of targeting Lindsay and Dina, Michael's selling private phone calls with Jon Gosselin to RadarOnline that reveal the Homely Humper's ability to use horrible choices of words during a secretly recorded ...read full story  ...
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Kim Kardashian in a bikini looks off
Taking time off from blatantly hawking Warner Bros. DVDs, Kim Kardashian posted the above pic to her Twitter account Sunday claiming she'd reached her "goal" using QuickTrim, the weight loss product she's endorsing. What's hilarious is how obviously ...read full story
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I had nothing to do with this.
Heidi Montag released her unfortunately-named single "Superficial" today and surprisingly uses the word "bitch" in the chorus despite her Puritan lifestyle of fake tits and sharing a bed with a homosexual: "They say I'm superficial, some call me a.. ...read full story  ...
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Tila Tequila doesn't want you to see her naked now
Despite the fact she went on a five hour-naked rant on Ustream just last week, Tila Tequila is suing 4tube.com for posting a sex tape of her that she claims is from a stolen laptop. TMZ reports: Tila doesn't... ...read full story
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Claudia Schiffer, Helena Christensen and Eva Herzigova get naked together
> Here's supermodels Claudia Schiffer ,39, Helena Christensen ,40, and Eva Herzigova ,36, posing nude together for the winter issue of i-D Magazine, and these shots are seriously making me rethink my theory of marooning women over the age of... ...read full story  ...
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Natalie Portman is goddamn hot and other news
- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise get an entire weekend to pretend they're not props. [Lainey Gossip] - Hayden Panettiere is bouncy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Jessica Simpson calls Perez Hilton "sad" for making fun of Bronx... ...read full story  ...
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Lori Loughlin is apparently in great shape
Remember Lori Loughlin: Becky from Full House? Well, here she is doing yoga on the set of 90210 over the weekend and looking remarkably hot at 45. These almost make me want to watch old Full House reruns except... ...read full story  ...
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Adam Lambert pissy about AMAs editing
I wasn't going to write about the AMAs anymore until Adam Lambert decided to compare himself to David Bowie and Madonna in the context of bitching about ABC editing out his simulated blowjobs on the West Coast. Access Hollywood... ...read full story
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Jon Gosselin has to be half retarded. At minimum.
Jon and Kate Gosselin had an all-day mediation hearing on Saturday that will essentially finalize their divorce and apparently things went remarkably smooth. Minus the rocky beginning when Jon tried to ham things up for the cameras. People reports:. ...read full story  ...
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The 2009 American Music Awards
I've barely been awake for a few hours and already I'm tired of the American Music Awards, so here's a huge pic gallery so we can move on with our lives. Sadly, none of these people fall on their... ...read full story  ...
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