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The Superficial will be off until Monday, so in the spirit of Thanksgiving, here's a small caption gallery of the celebs I'm most thankful for this year. In the meantime, you can follow my holiday antics on both Facebook... ...read full story
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Celebrities
Normally this is the part where I link you to various gossip items, but since I'm taking off until Monday, I figured I'd just point you in the direction of my link partners who I'm extremely thankful for. So... ...read full story
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Since it's the day before Thanksgiving we've reached the point where I'm basically posting whatever the hell I want and you'll like it. So here's a sketch form last night's Attack of the Show starring Twilight's Peter Facinelli who... ...read full story
Celebrities
Peter Facinelli
Attack of the Show!
Twilight
Robert Pattinson
Kristen Stewart
Sometime Monday, an anonymous source started passing around these old Facebook photos of a drunken Katie Couric celebrating her debut as an anchor for CBS News. And my God, I thought I knew what eroticism meant, but brother, I... ...read full story
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Katie Couric
Clearly on a suicide mission to free herself of tiny shackles forever, Katie Holmes went to see New Moon over the weekend and basically threw herself to the lions. FOX 411 reports: "Katie talked through all of 'New Moon.'... ...read full story
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Katie Holmes
New Moon
Tensions are apparently still high from the open letter calling Megan Fox a "thankless, unfriendly bitch" because she was noticeably absent from Michael Bay's reunion party for the cast and crew of Transformers, according to Page Six. At this... ...read full story
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Megan Fox
Transformers
Michael Bay
The headline pretty much covers it. Star reports: Four years before Gossip Girl brought him instant stardom, the 18-year-old hunky college freshman had a steamy, sex-filled romance with model/actress Shauna, the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas and May 1996 ...read full story
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Shauna Sand
Chace Crawford
Gossip Girl
Lorenzo Lamas
- Rihanna does Good Morning America while Adam Lambert learns a lesson about ABC not being MTV. [Lainey Gossip] - Lady GaGa gets breasty at Best Buy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are... ...read full story
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Taylor Lautner
Rihanna
Good Morning America
Adam Lambert
MTV
Lady GaGa
Actress Zoe Saldana (Star Trek) poses for DETAILS.com and talks about her penchant for starring in action flicks like the upcoming Avatar: "I'm such a physical person, action-film work came natural," Saldana says. "Even at 5 years old, I... ...read full story
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Celebrities
Zoe Saldana
Star Trek
Avatar
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie apparently have heated discussions over Obama, according to Us Magazine: "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise," a ...read full story
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Celebrities
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Barack Obama
Michael Lohan's tape recorder is back. Instead of targeting Lindsay and Dina, Michael's selling private phone calls with Jon Gosselin to RadarOnline that reveal the Homely Humper's ability to use horrible choices of words during a secretly recorded ...read full story
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Celebrities
Jon Gosselin
Michael Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Taking time off from blatantly hawking Warner Bros. DVDs, Kim Kardashian posted the above pic to her Twitter account Sunday claiming she'd reached her "goal" using QuickTrim, the weight loss product she's endorsing. What's hilarious is how obviously ...read full story
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Kim Kardashian
Heidi Montag released her unfortunately-named single "Superficial" today and surprisingly uses the word "bitch" in the chorus despite her Puritan lifestyle of fake tits and sharing a bed with a homosexual: "They say I'm superficial, some call me a.. ...read full story
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Heidi Montag
Despite the fact she went on a five hour-naked rant on Ustream just last week, Tila Tequila is suing 4tube.com for posting a sex tape of her that she claims is from a stolen laptop. TMZ reports: Tila doesn't... ...read full story
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Tila Tequila
TMZ
> Here's supermodels Claudia Schiffer ,39, Helena Christensen ,40, and Eva Herzigova ,36, posing nude together for the winter issue of i-D Magazine, and these shots are seriously making me rethink my theory of marooning women over the age of... ...read full story
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Celebrities
Claudia Schiffer
- Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise get an entire weekend to pretend they're not props. [Lainey Gossip] - Hayden Panettiere is bouncy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Jessica Simpson calls Perez Hilton "sad" for making fun of Bronx... ...read full story
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Celebrities
Natalie Portman
Katie Holmes
Suri Cruise
Hayden Panettiere
Jessica Simpson
Remember Lori Loughlin: Becky from Full House? Well, here she is doing yoga on the set of 90210 over the weekend and looking remarkably hot at 45. These almost make me want to watch old Full House reruns except... ...read full story
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90210
I wasn't going to write about the AMAs anymore until Adam Lambert decided to compare himself to David Bowie and Madonna in the context of bitching about ABC editing out his simulated blowjobs on the West Coast. Access Hollywood... ...read full story
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Adam Lambert
David Bowie
Madonna
Access Hollywood
Jon and Kate Gosselin had an all-day mediation hearing on Saturday that will essentially finalize their divorce and apparently things went remarkably smooth. Minus the rocky beginning when Jon tried to ham things up for the cameras. People reports:. ...read full story
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Kate Gosselin
Jon Gosselin
I've barely been awake for a few hours and already I'm tired of the American Music Awards, so here's a huge pic gallery so we can move on with our lives. Sadly, none of these people fall on their... ...read full story
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